Every single soul was sound asleep when Digital Dan's Traveling Computer Fair
rolled into Panguitch at dawn one Sunday morning. Dan had a knack for finding
the perfect spot when they arrived in a new town, and with Panguitch it wasn't
hard: the town was small, surrounded by tilled farmland and framed by high mountain
ranges running along both sides of the valley. Three long trailer-truck rigs sighed
as their air brakes brought them to a halt next to the telephone switching station
in the sandlot behind the baseball field of the Panguitch Junior/Senior High School.
Dan's crew had been driving all night. Shortly after midnight, they crossed
Muddy Creek, slowed down briefly to look at the dilapidated motel in Mt. Carmel,
before moving back into open land past some small farms along the Virgin River.
Orderville and Glendale offered no resting spots either, so they kept going;
the two-lane highway was completely empty and Dan managed to get their speed
up to 70 mph as they traveled through several long north-south valleys with
split-rail fences, cottonwood trees, small ponds, and run-down ranches with
names like Little Bit of Heaven before finally reaching Panguitch.
"Okay folks, we got work to do," Zoë said, clapping her hands in the dawn
stillness, as she walked back to supervise the unloading. Dan's name was on
the trucks, but Zoë was in charge of the show; she was tall and slender,
with jet-black hair pulled back in a ponytail. She hadn't gotten any sleep
last
night during the long drive down from Idaho Falls, and she looked like hell.
But there was no need for her to say anything more: the crew had been through
this many times before. By 8:00, when the early risers were on their way to
morning church services, all of the trucks had been hooked to the underground
power lines next to the switching station, and the other cables had been connected;
it would be a month before the utility company figured out how much juice had
been sucked out of their transformers, and by then Digital Dan's trucks would
be on the other side of the country. Meanwhile, the enormous tent had been set
up, the wooden deck had been secured, and most of the electronic equipment had
been unloaded. Digital Dan's Traveling Fair was ready for business.
Adam Edwilder was the first to see the tent, for the Edwilder property abutted
the sandlot. Adam had gone out after breakfast to feed his rabbits; he stood
for a moment, squinting into the morning sun as he watched the awnings of the
enormous tent fluttering in the breeze, and then he scampered inside.
"Dad!" he yelled. His voice was just changing, a week after his 13th birthday;
this time, because of his excitement, it squeaked. "There's a circus in town!"
Thurston Edwilder looked up from the desk in the living room, where he was
pawing through piles of envelopes and receipts, looking for his list of appointments
for the coming week. There was no room in the house for a proper office; to
make matters worse, his wife frowned on the idea of doing business on Sunday.
So he looked up furtively; he moved away from the desk, smiling and shaking
his head in wonder as Adam bounded into the room.
Even though he had just turned 13, grown women in town invariably turned their
head to watch Adam saunter absent-mindedly down the street. The bright blue
eyes and the clear complexion must have come from Rachel's side of the family,
Thurston thought to himself; perhaps the good-natured innocence did, too.
But he spent only a moment thinking about his son; he had a few last details
to organize for his business trip before he could join Adam and Rachel at church.
Thurston regularly spent each week driving his territory, which covered Utah
and Colorado, peddling his company's wares; he left before dawn on Wednesday
morning, and returned at dinner-time on Friday. His employer manufactured hardware
supplies and electrical equipment, and depended on traveling salesmen like Thurston
to carry the goods to every hardware store, Seven-Eleven, and gas station in
the region.
Thurston had spent ten years traveling the territory before his promotion to
regional manager. But the company had downsized during the recession; regional
offices were closed, and the managers were told that they could open a virtual
office at home, and go back to their sales routes -- or find a job somewhere
else. Thurston had no special skills, and Panguitch had a dearth of jobs. After
a month of interviewing around the state, Thurston grudgingly went back to his
old job. It still bothered him, even on this quiet Sunday morning. He sighed
and got ready for church.
On Monday morning, Zöe
headed for the school while Dan headed toward the sheriff's
office. It usually worked best this way: schools
responded more favorably
to a woman's presence, while small-town sheriffs felt more comfortable dealing
with a man.
Zöe met first with the principal, a balding man named Matthews with muscles
bulging out of his short-sleeved shirt. She launched into her standard speech:
"We're in town for a week, Mr. Matthews, on a technology grant provided by
the state."
"Yeah?" grunted Matthews. "Never
heard of it. But I guess I wouldn't have anyway.
That's Norman's department."
"Norman?" Zöe
raised one eyebrow delicately.
"The science teacher," Matthews responded. "Henry
Norman is the man you want to see about your computers."
Zöe rose and turned toward the door when Matthews stopped her with another
familiar question: "How much is this going to cost?"
"Nothing, Mr. Matthews," Zöe smiled sweetly. "It's
all funded out of the state technology grant."
"A week?" Henry Norman asked a few minutes later, when Zoë repeated her
speech to him. "You're going to be here all week?"
"Yes, we are," Zöe confirmed, bobbing her head up and down. "We
hope that will be enough time for every grade to
visit at least once. And we'll be open
evenings, too, for the parents to come see the latest computer technology."
"Not much good it will do them," Norman responded sourly. "You
should have brought one of those traveling book-mobiles.
Some good books, that's what they
need in this town."
"Well, maybe so," Zöe conceded, "but
that's not our department. We've been commissioned
by the state to introduce both kids and adults
in the rural
area to computer technology."
"No video games?" Norman
inquired suspiciously.
"No sir," she replied emphatically. "Maybe
a little demonstration of the latest virtual reality
technology, but no games. Strictly educational."
"Well ..." Norman shrugged. "We're
getting near the end of the school year anyway
-- I suppose it won't hurt to bring the kids over
for
an hour at a time."
"Great," Zöe beamed. "We'll
be ready for you. Just bring them over, one grade
at a time, whenever you're ready."
Meanwhile, Dan was being quizzed by Luke Daniels, the town sheriff. This was
always the tricky part: there was always at least one skeptic in every town
they visited, and it was often the sheriff. Last week, it was the busybody wife
of the mayor, who had noticed that the Traveling Fair had purchased no food,
no gas, no supplies of any kind; that had taken some fancy talking, and it was
a mistake they wouldn't make in Panguitch.
Luke Daniels seemed more puzzled than skeptical; he had never heard of a traveling
computer fair, and wasn't sure what kind of forms and permissions would give
it the legitimacy that would be required from the insurance company in the event
of an emergency.
"Oh, don't worry," Dan reassured him. "We're
completely covered. Those state honchos have insured
us every which way."
What a rube, he thought, as he continued explaining the virtues of the
state-sponsored science project to bring computers to the people. Daniels frowned
through the entire speech, leaning so far back in his ancient desk chair that
it groaned and threatened to break. But after 15 minutes, he agreed that no
forms needed to be filled out, no permissions were needed. Dan reached across
the desk littered with paper coffee cups to shake Daniels' hand, and gave him
a last toothy grin as he turned to go.
It was the grin that made Daniels suspicious: it wasn't cheerful or even devilish,
it was downright carnivorous. As if the fox had just been given the keys
to the chicken coop, Daniels thought, as he shuffled into the back room
of the office building, where the fax machine and the xerox machine and a dusty
old Wang office automation terminal hummed quietly.
Daniels turned on the modem, and dialed the National Crime Information Center
to see if the Feds had ever heard of this too-cheerful fellow named Dan. He
had carefully noted Dan's physical features -- sandy hair, green eyes, small
goatee -- and had remembered every detail that Dan had described. He spent several
minutes punching in his inquiry with one finger, and then sat back and waited
as the red lights on the modem flashed and flickered while the modem transmitted
his request to a computer that Daniels assumed was somewhere within the labyrinth
FBI headquarters building in Washington, DC.
But the information request never made it past the edge of town. This was not
the first time someone had tried contacting NCIC, and Dan had taken precautionary
steps as a matter of course. When Dan's technicians tapped into the telephone
switching station in Panguitch, the first thing they looked for was the line
to the police station. All outgoing calls -- voice, fax, and data -- were intercepted
by Dan's computers and rerouted appropriately. By the time Dan got back to the
command center in the first truck, it was all over; a bored-looking young man
described the NCIC inquiry from the sheriff and how he had deflected it.
"Just goes to show," Dan mused, "that
you can never tell about these local yokels. But
it'll be a cold day in hell before one of these
amateurs catches
Digital Dan..."
A moment later, Zöe banged open the trailer door and slouched into a chair
with a cold beer. "How did you make out?" Dan asked.
"No problem," she answered with a sigh. "The
school classes will visit in the mornings and afternoons,
starting tomorrow. We'll get the word out around
town
during the day; they should be back with their parents during the evening."
"We've only got a week," Dan reminded her. "I
may have out-smarted the sheriff, but I have a
feeling that the other locals will start snooping
around
sooner
or later."
"Don't worry," Zöe reassured him. "It's
enough time. We'll get them so worked up they'll
pee in their pants. By Saturday, we'll know which
one we can
grab."
On Tuesday morning, the
first-grade school group appeared. Listless for most
of the tour,
the six- and seven year olds watched with glazed
eyes as Dan's
assistants ran through their demonstrations of interactive educational programs. "Where's the Nintendo games?" one child whined. "This
stuff sucks!"
But on Tuesday afternoon,
Henry Norman brought the seventh grade science class
and
Zöe perked up as Adam Edwilder drifted away
from the other children to peer at the display
on one of the large color screens. Gorgeous, she
thought. Good enough to eat.
"Adam," Zöe murmured, as she looked at the name badge stuck on his chest.
"Would you like to see what tempted your namesake in the garden of Eden?"
Adam's blue eyes watched her curiously as she quickly typed a sequence of commands
on the computer keyboard. He frowned as a bright red apple suddenly appeared
on the screen, but then smiled as it began to rotate slowly, mimicking a three-dimensional
display by casting a simulated shadow as it spun.
"That's just the beginning," Zöe
whispered to him, as she reached behind the computer
display monitor to pull out a series of contraptions
connected
to the computer by long, black cables.
"What's that?" Adam
asked innocently.
"Virtual reality," Zöe responded in a syrupy voice. She touched him gently,
sliding a long delicate finger across his cheek. "Here, put this helmet on.
And the gloves, too. Then reach out and see if you can grab the apple."
It took a few seconds for Adam to adjust the helmet so that he could see through
the darkened visor; the gloves fit easily, and he slid them onto his hands.
He moved one hand, then the other -- tentatively at first, then with more and
more confidence. A smile grew on his lips.
Suddenly,
his muscles tensed and he jerked back. "Who's that talking to me?" he asked
loudly, with the exaggerated voice children use
when wearing a Walkman tape unit.
"It's just the computer," Zöe answered. "But
we've programmed it to sound like Eve, in the Bible.
Don't worry -- she won't hurt you. She likes you.
You
can trust her."
"Trust who?" a voice behind Zöe
asked skeptically.
Zöe
whirled around. It was Henry Norman, scowling at
the apparatus that
Adam was wearing.
"It's a virtual reality demonstration," Zöe reassured him. "Nothing
to worry about. We're just showing the students
that computers have become so powerful
they can simulate almost any human experience or emotion."
"Hell's gonna freeze over before a computer can simulate real emotions," Norman
grumbled. "Anyway, you're going to have to unhook him: I've got the get the
class back to school."
"It will take just another minute or two," Zöe
murmured, watching Adam as he moved a step closer
to the computer display, reaching both hands out
to
grab the apple.
"I don't have another minute," Norman exclaimed peevishly. He strode past Zöe
and lifted the helmet off Adam's head.
Adam
sagged back against Norman's body. He blinked and
shook his head; then he turned
and smiled at Zöe. "That was amazing," he said. "I
could almost taste the apple. Can I come back sometime
and try again?"
"Absolutely," Zöe said, while looking carefully at Norman. "Come
back anytime; we're open until ten o'clock."
After-school band practice and chores filled Adam's time until dinner; there
was no time for an afternoon visit. But at dinner, he asked the obvious question:
would Thurston and Rachel take him for a tour of the computer fair in the evening?
"It's
really neat, Dad," Adam exclaimed. "They
have lots of stuff that you would like, too."
Rachel demurred; she spent Tuesday evenings with her choir group at the local
church. Consequently, Thurston was left in charge of supervising Adam and his
homework; and since he regularly left town before Adam awoke on Wednesday mornings,
Tuesday evening was a time of considerable guilt and frustration. He vacillated
between spending time with his son and organizing his paperwork for the three-day
road trip.
On this particular Tuesday evening, Thurston was feeling especially frustrated;
he and Rachel had argued once again about the encroachment of his office within
Rachel's neatly organized living room. No matter how hard he tried, Thurston
was unable to convey how frustrated he felt by the invasion of privacy that
accompanied his working at home.
When the bigwigs at headquarters had told him he would be losing his office,
Thurston's first concern had been the lack of a secretary. No secretary meant
no buffer to protect him from angry customers, nagging managers, and all the
other idiots who wanted to talk to him on the phone. But it was worse than that:
working at home meant that Rachel and the neighbors wandered in all during the
day to pester him, for they assumed that Thurston wasn't really working.
The mail-man, the UPS man, and the gas meter-reader all felt that Thurston was
one of their buddies; whenever they came by, they invariably spent half an hour
chatting.
In a moment of exasperation this afternoon, Thurston had told Rachel that such
interruptions were as invasive as if someone wandered into the bathroom while
he was sitting on the toilet. But Rachel was offended; she didn't tolerate anything
even remotely obscene, and as a result the analogy was lost on her.
Thurston was so angered by the argument that he knew it would be impossible
to get any further work done -- even if Rachel was gone for the rest of the
evening. So he relented and told Adam that as soon as the dishes were washed
and his evening chores were done, they would spend an hour visiting the computer
fair.
At the fair, Thurston was fascinated by the technology display that had been
set up for the adults: notebook computers, battery-powered laser printers, wireless
modems, and a host of electronic gadgets that Thurston had seen only in magazines.
Some of the big-shots at his company headquarters had this technology, but the
field staff had nothing but telephone credit cards.
Thurston couldn't help lusting for the magic of e-mail, voice-mail, and computer-generated
faxes. It looked better than sex; he felt sinful. He sighed -- he couldn't afford
any of this technology on his own, and there would be the devil to pay if he
tried to charge it on his expense account. And besides, Rachel had given strict
instructions that Adam be home by 9 PM.
But Adam was
in no mood to go. "Puh-leeeze,
Dad!" he begged, as Zoë hovered over him,
waiting for another chance to show him the virtual
reality
demonstration.
As Thurston
hesitated, Dan suddenly swooped in. Zöe had
already told him about Adam, and he had watched
knowingly as Thurston ran his fingers over a
3-pound color subnotebook machine.
Why
don't you borrow it for a couple of days?" he asked.
Thurston
was startled. "That's awfully Christian of you," he responded, "but
I wouldn't have time to play with it. I'm leaving
on a trip tomorrow, and I
won't be back until Friday night."
"Take it along with you," Dan offered magnanimously, while Zöe smiled
sweetly at him. "Try out all of this stuff, so you can tell the other parents
and kids in town that it really works!"
Thurston objected feebly, and before he knew what was happening, he was loaded
down with two carrying bags full of equipment. Dan spent the next thirty minutes
showing Thurston how to operate the rudimentary features of word-processing,
fax communications, electronic mail, and voice-mail.
"Actually, this has nothing to do with computers," Dan shrugged as he explained
the voice-mail features to Thurston. "But you might as well have it all -- and
we have the ability to set up your voice-mail account on your home phone line." Indeed
he did; Dan's infiltration of the phone company's computer system was more
extensive than Thurston would ever have imagined.
"We're
going to have a devil of a time explaining this on our expense
account," Dan grumbled when the Edwilders finally left.
"Don't worry," Zöe replied. "Consider
it an investment. Now we won't have to worry about
the parents holding the boy back. All I have to
do is get him
back here one more time."
Wednesday morning, Thurston
put the two carrying bags of computer equipment into
the car, together with all of the samples of
new merchandise from corporate
headquarters; he left quietly, and pulled out of town on State Highway
89 just as the sun came over the horizon. Rachel and Adam
rose half an hour later and
went about their morning routine just as they always had. The routine at
the Panguitch school was normal, too, and several more
classes visited Dan's computer
fair. To Zöe's dismay, though, the seventh grade science class was
scheduled for no further visits.
It was not until Wednesday evening that Thurston began to realize how his life
had changed. Rachel didn't know where he was staying -- it was the Road Runner
Motel in Vernal, not that it mattered -- and he normally called home each night
to give her the phone number in case of an emergency. But this time, there was
no need: she could leave him voice-mail, and the beeper on his belt was set
to beep at one-minute intervals until he responded.
Nobody knows where I am, Thurston thought, as he sat on the motel bed.
It him like a thunderbolt. Not a single damn soul. For the first time
since he was a child, when he hiked after school in the foothills behind Panguitch,
he was entirely alone. He could call them -- his wife, the office, his
customers, or anyone else he wanted to contact -- but they couldn't call him.
When
he woke up Thursday morning, Thurston bounded out of bed with a sense of joy.
There would be no intrusions today; he had a long
drive in front of
him, from Vernal to Leadville, and nobody would be able to find him. He dialed
a complicated fax-forwarding service that Dan had
arranged for him, and downloaded
two faxes from his customers; they could wait until he got into Leadville this
evening. Then he called the "back-door" number of his voice-mail system, and
left a message for Rachel that said, "Everything's okay ... but I don't know
where I'll be, or when I'll get in. I'll check with you later."
By Friday morning, the sense of freedom had become an obsession. His motel
rooms had become his office; from dinnertime until bedtime each evening, he
spread his paperwork across the bed and set up his computer on the desk beside
the bed. Every motel was slightly different, but he invariably found a way to
connect the computer to the motel phone system to send and receive his faxes.
He checked in on voice-mail at breakfast, lunch, and dinnertime -- and downloaded
his fax messages once each evening.
At three o'clock Friday afternoon, Thurston finished his last visit, selling
a dozen battery chargers to a feisty old grandmother who ran the WalMart hardware
section in Grand Junction. He climbed slowly into his car and drove up Main
Street to the intersection with Interstate 70 at the edge of town. Panguitch
was due west, some 200 miles away; Denver lay to the east. Thurston hesitated
for a long time, and then made the turn.
At dinnertime on Friday, Rachel was perplexed: Thurston was usually punctual,
but he hadn't arrived. She shrugged, mentally blaming his tardiness on the new-fangled
computer toys he had been playing with. In any case, dinner would get cold if
she waited any longer; she called Adam to the table, and sat down to eat. All
through dinner, Adam pestered her for permission to visit the Computer Fair,
but Rachel just shook her head.
By Saturday morning,
Rachel was worried; she didn't know where Thurston was when
he last called, or precisely where he had been all
week. Thurston was too
quiet to have gone off on a drunken binge, and she knew that his business duties
would not have kept him away on the weekend. Though
she hesitated to report
him as a "missing person," she phoned Luke Daniels at the sheriff's office
just in case -- but Daniels had no reports of fatal accidents anywhere in the
state,
no news at all about Thurston Edwilder. He promised to call if he heard anything.
By Saturday evening, Rachel was so distracted she could hardly make dinner.
Adam was worried, too; he didn't feel close to his father, but he loved his
parents in an abstract way, an emotion based on the security of a stable, predictable
routine.
"Where could he be?" he kept asking
Rachel, as he pushed the peas and mashed potatoes
around his dinner plate.
It
was Rachel's idea to visit the Computer Fair after
dinner; she couldn't face sitting
in an empty house, listening to Adam's endless questions.
They
cut across the sandlot separating the Edwilder's back yard from the Computer
Fair, and walked in the front entrance, where Zöe
was waiting.
"Your father's not here?" Zöe
asked, smiling as she saw Adam.
"He's away somewhere," Adam answered vaguely, gesturing toward Rachel. "I
brought my mother."
"Are you here to learn about computers?" Zöe
asked politely.
"Heaven forbid!" Rachel
answered. She was overwhelmed by the swarms of children
and
parents hovering around the blinking, clattering,
whirring machines.
"Adam was learning about virtual reality," Zöe cooed, putting her arm
around him so that her breast brushed against his shoulder. "But we didn't
finish the demonstration."
Rachel frowned as Zöe
led him away; her frown deepened as she saw the goggles,
helmet, and gloves attached to her son. She watched
the apple spinning
up on the screen, three feet in front of Adam, and tried to imagine what her
son was experiencing.
Zöe
sighed contentedly; it would be only a matter of
moments before it was over.
She couldn't push the mother away, but she used her
body to block
any intrusions from the rest of the crowd that was pushing, squirming, touching,
and poking every piece of computer equipment they
could get their hands on.
Adam's
lips began to move; then his hands moved slowly up
and down. His left foot
shuffled forward a step, then his right foot. Entranced
by the appearance
of sleep-walking, Rachel turned to Zöe and asked, "What is he doing?"
"He thinks he's about to
go on a journey," Zöe murmured. "But
he has no idea where he's going ... "
She
turned and smiled at Rachel; the capture was virtually
complete now. " ...
and God knows he'll never get back."
The
words jolted Rachel. She lunged forward and lifted
the helmet off Adam's head; he
sagged wordlessly against her as she stripped the
gloves off his hands.
She turned to rebuke the woman who had tried to lure her son away, but Zöe
was gone. The crowd was swirling, swarming, pressing closer; another child
grabbed
the gloves from Rachel's hands and the boy's father laughed as he placed the
goggles on his son's head.
When they got home, Adam
went to the phone in the kitchen and dialed the back-door
number to see if there were any voice-mail messages;
there were none. Then he
dialed the Edwilder home phone number to leave a message of his own for his
father. When the voice-mail system connected, it
first played the outgoing message
a digital nomad had left for the world to hear: "This is Thurston Edwilder.
I'm gone. I'm not quite sure where I'll be or if I'll ever get back -- so leave
a message at the tone."
Adam listened quietly, then hung up the phone. He went to bed and fell into
a deep, dreamless sleep.
Just before dawn the next morning, Digital Dan's Traveling Computer Fair silently
pulled out of town. Every single soul in Panguitch was still sound asleep, but
there was one less than the week before.
"We didn't get the one we wanted," Zöe
groused.
"You can't always get what you wa-ant," Dan hummed, in an unearthly rendition
of Mick Jagger. "It's better than nothing."

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