A
Brief Visit to India
May 1, 2000
It's been nearly six years
since I last visited India, and this trip was a whirlwind
journey to Bangalore and Bombay, primarily to attend
a meeting of Mascot Systems, on whose Board of Directors
I now serve. One of the nice things about
flying from New York to Bombay is that it involves only
one stop, in Frankfurt. The first leg of the journey,
from JFK to Frankfurt, is about 8 hours; and after a
layover of an hour or two, the second leg from Frankfurt
to Bombay is another 8 hours. However, given the
tensions in Eastern Europe and the Middle East during
the last several years, I was a lot more conscious on
this trip of the flight path during the second leg:
it took us over Kosovo, Poland, Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan,
Syria, Saudi Arabia, and a few other places that might
be inclined to shoot at unknown aircraft flying overhead.
But the journey was uneventful, and I arrived in Bombay
around midnight, some 18 "real" hours and 10.5 timezone
hours away from my starting point.
I can't remember now whether Bombay airport was better
or worse when I was last here in 1994; in any case,
it was still hot, humid, and dank, with a slightly unpleasant
odor that reminded me of stale perspiration and formaldehyde.
Unlike the strikingly modern airports one tends to see
all over the world these days, Bombay's airport looks
like a typical civil-service environment from the 1950s
(think of the local Motor Vehicle Bureau in your home
town, and you'll know what I mean); the walls were banged,
scratched, and gouged, and the floors were covered with
old linoleum tile. At least the customs and immigration
checkpoint was reasonably efficient; however, I later
heard from a fellow traveller that she had spent two
hours waiting in line to get into the country just a
few months earlier.
To fly to one of the interior cities in India requires
transferring from the international airport to the domestic
airport -- roughly equivalent to transferring from JFK
to LaGuardia in New York, or from Dulles to National
(whoops! Reagan) airport in Washington. Thus,
I had to retrieve my baggage, clear customs, wander
out into the main area of the terminal and track down
the information about shuttle buses running between
the two airports. That wasn't a problem, but once
you emerge from the airport terminal, you tend to be
besieged by young men, children, and various quasi-official
"helpers" of all kinds, most of whom want to carry your
bags, escort you to wherever you're going, or generally
make themselves helpful. Merely pointing to the
general area where the shuttle buses were located was
enough for a young child to expect a donation of some
kind; "I deserve something," he said to me earnestly.
While all of this is still a bit of a culture shock,
my previous visits prepared me for it; and having seen
the way that aggressive gypsy cab drivers accost innocent
tourists at LaGuardia and JFK airports, I hardly felt
in a position to be critical.
The shuttle bus from the international terminal to the
domestic terminal only took about ten minutes, and it
took us through a residential area of tiny shanty-like
shops and stalls, all busily occupied with shop-keepers
and customers. This might not seem unusual, except
for the fact that it was 1:00 AM by the time I got this
far; I couldn't help but wonder whether activity goes
on 24 hours a day. In the midst of the shacks
and shanties along the way, it was intriguing to see
huge billboards mounted up on girders, much like one
would find anywhere else in the world; the billboards
advertised all manner of products and services, but
at least half a dozen were advertising Internet ISP's
and dot-com companies. The Internet has definitely
arrived in India -- though, as it turned out, opening
a local Internet access acount is a much more bureaucratic
and inefficient process in India than it is in the United
States, where a credit-card number is sufficient open
an account and begin surfing the 'Net in 10 minutes
or less.
Because my flight from Bombay to Bangalore was scheduled
for 3:00 in the morning, the local carrier decided that
there was no need to roll out a high-capacity jet for
the trip; instead, we flew on a small turboprop plane,
reminiscent of the planes one usually finds with regional
carriers in the U.S. The plane probably held about
80 passengers, and every seat was full; alas, there
was no air-conditioning for half an hour after everyone
boarded, because the cockpit crew was busy finishing
their paperwork. Apparently embarrassed by the
delay, the captain came on the intercom and told everyone
how deeply apologetic he felt for the delay, which he
promised would last only a few minutes longer.
It was actually another half an hour, so the sweltering
plane full of drowsy, sweating passengers finally lurched
into the air at 4:00 AM.
I finally arrived in Bangalore around 6 AM, and was
delighted to see that the termperature was a cool, pleasant
64 degrees Fahrenheit; this was in stark contrast to
my last visit to the city in August, 1994, when the
city was dusty and sweltering, and the congested streets
were filled with honking vehicles of all kinds, spewing
pollution into the air. Actually, even at 6 AM,
there was a lot of traffic already on the roads: bicycles,
scooters, cars, and tiny three-wheeled yellow-and-black
devices known as auto-rickshaws. But there was
less pollution than before, and the entire city looked
clean and sparkling from the air, as the plane came
in for its landing. A taxi drove me briskly along
the highways to the hotel, past cows and dogs munching
on trash and garbage along some of the streets, past
young children playing cricket on dusty sandlots (at
6:15 in the morning!), and past several more dot-com
bulletin boards and advertisements for Compaq computers.
Palm trees waved over the usual array of tiny shops
and rickety stalls along the way, together with the
occasional government building and an imposing building
that advertised itself as a "software finishing school".
Perhaps the most interesting building, and one that
demonstrates the benefits of outsourcing non-core-competency
parts of a business, was one whose entry-way sign read,
"Indian Air Force Institute of Dental Sciences."
Huh? I can understand the need to have a couple
of dentists hanging around the local air force base,
in case a pilot needs to have a tooth pulled before
zipping off to bomb someone; but what on earth is the
point of having an institute of dental sciences
attached to the Air Force? Well, I should learn
to be humble: no doubt there are far sillier things
going on in our own Defense Department, and I just haven't
seen them yet.
I finally arrived at my hotel -- the Oberoi, on Mohatma
Gandhi Road, which I highly recommend -- checked in,
and crashed into bed to recover from jet-lag. The next
day was spent in a series of business meetings; I didn't
even go outside the hotel. In the evening, some
colleagues and I flew off to Bombay, and that was followed
by another day of meetings before I finally left for
the airport at midnight for a 1:45 AM flight back to
the U.S. The ride to the airport was like a drive
through Bedford-Stuyvesant or Harlem in New York: long,
dark streets with knots of young men huddled together
on street courners. No traffic lights, just cars
careening madly along, honking at one another as they
approached an intersection.
Alas, the return flight started off badly: a one-hour
delay turned into a two-hour delay, and it was ultimately
three and a half hours. Check-in at the Delta
counter was fine, but it took an hour to get through
the immigration checkpoint; the lines were 10 wide and
roughly 200 deep. Long lines of people with skullkaps
and dashikis, men with neatly trimmed beards, and women
in their shawls. Many of the women and children
had intricate, elaborate tattoos on their hands and
arms, inscribed with a brownish ink; I never did figure
out what that was all about. Once through
immigration, I ended up in the boarding area with a
couple hundred other people, mostly dozing and sleeping
in their hard plastic seats. The departure display
board mounted over the gateway onto the plane would
spring into life from time to time, flashing random
gibberish at the passengers; it finally ended up displaying
the putative departure of Iranian Airlines to a destination
identified as "W: VVWAM".
The last posted departure time for my flight was at
3:30 AM, and five minutes before that time arrived,
two bored ticket agents sauntered up to the gate and
announced over a scratchy loud-speaker system, "Would
anyone without a seat assignment please come up and
talk to us?" Whaat?!? We've all been sitting
in this room for well over an hour, the flight is now
more than two hours late, and only now are they coping
with the possibility that there are ticketed passengers
who don't know what seat they've been assigned?
And then, five minutes later, another announcement:
"Would Mr. Jones, Smith, Harrison, Ford, Adams, Brown,
Carruthers, Johnson, and Samson please come up to the
gate?" Whaat?!? Actually, the names
were not simple English names like the ones I've used;
instead, they were multi-syllabic names of various national
and ethnic origins, none of which I could spell or pronounce.
But the intended individuals apparently did recognize
their names, and a dozen of them shuffled up to the
gate, dragging their belongings along with them.
Why this bit of bureaucratic paperwork could not have
been accomplished hours earlier was another mystery
that never got answered; in any case, we finally shuffled
onto the plane at 3:45 AM and took off at 4:15 AM.
The only advantage of a middle-of-the-night departure,
delayed by three hours, is that everyone fell sound
asleep as soon as they sat down in their seats.
No screeching children, no loud arguments, no raucous
music; I think that everyone on the plane (with the
hopeful exception of the cockpit crew) slept soundly
until we reached Frankfurt. A one-hour layover
gave me the opportunity to get a cup of coffee and wake
up a bit; but I fell asleep again as soon as the Frankfurt-to-New
York flight took off, and slept most of the way home.
Whirlwind trips like this don't offer an opportunity
to get an accurate view of any country or its culture;
it would be like visiting Manhattan for three days and
then trying to explain what the United States is all
about. The only significant impression that I
got on this trip, as compared to my longer visit in
1994, is that the Internet has truly arrived.
It turns out that there are 3.2 million PC's in the
country, which sounds impressive until you remember
that the population is now approaching 1 billion; by
contrast, nearly half of U.S. households have a PC,
and countries like Finland had an ever higher per-capita
ratio of computers. On the other hand, India does
have some 37 million cable-TV installations, so one
might anticipate a rapid growth in high-bandwidth access
to the Internet in the coming years. As for the
Indian software industry, it turns out that the annual
compounded growth rate was approximately 50% throughout
the 1990s; last year, it was 59%. Since the software
industry was almost non-existent at the beginning of
the 90s, the current revenue figures are still relatively
small: $3.9 billion for the 1998-99 fiscal year, of
which $2.6 billion was exported, primarily to the North
American and Western European continents. From
this point onward, though, the same kind of growth rate
is likely to have a more significant impact on the global
industry: India plans to achieve annual software exports
of $50 billion by 2008. Since the U.S. software
industry currently generates about $120 billion annually,
India's presence will soon become quite noticeable;
indeed, it's already noticeable in financial terms since
the market capitalization of Indian IT firms was $24
billion as of September 1999. For more information about
the current state of the Indian IT industry, visit the
website
of the country's National Association of Software and
Services Companies (NASSCOM).